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Shut the fuck up! POV porn done wrong. And right
Filed under Porn Comments :: Posted on April 16, 2008
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I’ve been making my way through a number of point of view scenes from VideoBox and AEBN the last week, and on several occasions I found myself quickly exiting movies and moving on to the next, thanks to something that in my opinion pretty much ruins the whole idea behind the POV porn concept - when the guy is talking and/or moaning louder than the girl(s).
I already severely dislike that in regular porn with conventional camera angles (tough to avoid entirely though, particularly in the hardcore niches I otherwise tend to like the most) - I want the girls to be in focus, not constantly being reminded of the presence of some ugly, sweaty guy.
It’s enough that I have to look at said guy’s cock and ass and assorted other naked body parts - probably one of the reasons why roughly 80% of the porn I watch for non-review purposes these days is of the lesbian variety - but at least those body parts are fairly anonymous.
When he starts talking or moaning excessively is when I often hit the stop button on my media player - the only people (as opposed to anonymous body parts) I really want in my porn, have tits and pussy.
Unfortunately there actually seems to be surpisingly few POV porn movies where the guy keeps his mouth shut more or less completely - even from major porn studios that otherwise shoot some highly entertaining hardcore porn, including many of their POV scenes that are actually great, except for those fucking male performers who won’t shut up.
Shouldn’t the directors/producers have a clue then, if the performers don’t? Or maybe I’m actually dicussing a personal psychological issue here and all the rest of you think it’s really rather cool to listen to some idiot talking about how he wants to fuck the girl, rather than just do it without all the excessive noise?
Whatever the answers to those questions may be, I’ve managed to find a small collection of POV scenes at VideoBox (and for two full recommended series, ZTOD and AEBN) where the male audio is so more or less within my tolerence levels (aside from the occasional interview at the beginning of a scene, but fortunately someone went and invented the fast forward button a long time ago). Not surprisingly I guess, most of these are also among the highest member rated POV scenes on the site.
There are no doubt a whole lot of other POV scenes that would meet the requirements as well, but I didn’t really have time to sample my way through several hundred hours of POV porn at VideoBox and AEBN in preparation for this blog post.
Most of these scenes are old favourites (and it should probably be fairly obvious that I think a few DVDs and series are particularly worth looking into), a few I’ve only just come across over the last couple of days. All links take you directly to the respective scenes/DVDs.
Multiple Pov, scene 1 (Roxy Jezel and Soma)
Multiple Pov, scene 4 (Cytherea and Cherry Lane)
Multiple Pov, scene 5 (Katsumi and Gisselle)
Multiples POV, scene 2 (Vanessa Lane)
Blow Me Sandwich, scene 1 (Monica Sweetheart and Lea de Mae)
Filthy Anal P.O.V. 2, scene 2 (Rebecca Linares and Kapri Styles)
Amazing P.O.V. Sluts 4, scene 1 (Sharka Blue)
Amazing P.O.V. Sluts 4, scene 3 (Camilla Ken)
Rain Coater’s Point of View, scene 5 (Taylor Rain)
Rain Coater’s Point of View, scene 6 (August)
Rain Coater’s Point of View 2, scene 2 (Naudia Nyce)
Rain Coater’s Point of View 2, scene 5 (Daisy Marie)
Rain Coater’s Point of View 3, scene 6 (Amee Donovan)
POV Casting Couch 4, scene 3 (I sort of forgive that guy for not being able to keep entirely quiet during that blowjob. And Tory Lane just keeps sucking and swallowing while he’s cumming deep down her throat)
POV Centerfolds (5 DVDs at ZTOD, 6 DVDs at AEBN - overall a bit too much noise from the guys for my taste in some or even many scenes, but it’s hard to deny that this is otherwise a really great series)
Blow Me Sandwich (11 DVDs at ZTOD, 11 DVDs at AEBN and two at VideoBox. Best blowjob series ever in my opinion)
Update, April 17:
I just remembered two full DVDs that really deserve to be on this list. Both titles were originally “interactive” DVDs with a few menu choices popping up here and here. Obviously that’s not possible with these download/streaming versions, so the various choices are preselected. I sort of doubt that’s making the movies neither better nor worse though.
InTERAactive (AEBN link) (a 2007, post-boobjob, Tera Patrick movie. Really great POV movie if you’re a Tera fan, almost two hours long)
Interactive Sex with Jenna Haze (ZTOD link) (nine POV scenes with Jenna, most of them anal)