|
|
| Content Quantity: |
17/20 |
Content Quality: |
20/20 |
Updates: |
7/10 |
| Entertainment: |
13/15 |
Navigation & Design: |
9/10 |
Download: |
5/5 |
| Value for Money: |
15/15 |
Reviewer's Tilt: |
4/5 |
Total: |
90/100 |
|
90 long hardcore videos and large photosets in excellent technical quality - and more importantly, with beautiful natural babes with nice juicy bubble butts showing off their greatest assest and getting fucked silly.
New updates coming weekly and the added bonus of access to the OxPass network makes Ass Parade a site well worth a visit.
(Read the full review below)
|
 |
| Visit Ass Parade |
Hardcore Meters
Overall:
Minimum:
Maximum:
Help
|
Site info help
Site info updated January 13 2007
The main network review has been updated more recently
| Pictures: |
123 photosets (approx. 150-250 per scene)
Video stills (approx. 600-1000 per scene) |
| Video: |
123 (approx. 30-45 minutes each)
Windows Media (wmv) and mpeg available
Highest quality: wmv 640x480, 1000 kbit
No DRM protection |
| Bonus: |
Access to the OxPass network |
| Pricing: |
1 month recurring: $23.95 |
Update, August 26 2006
I'm just updating the site info for the OxPass sites, and the number of videos and photosets at Ass Parade is looking a bit odd. I've been following the updates (and checked the dates on the new content) since my original review back in January, but despite consistent weekly additions there's only six more videos/photosets in the Ass Parade archives now than nearly nine months ago.
They've been making some slight improvements to site design and navigation for all the OxPass sites a few month ago though, so perhaps they've taken the opportunity to weed out some of the oldest content as well. Oddly enough that doesn't appear to be the case for the other sites.
Well, strange happenings and content numbers aside, Ass Parade is just as good or better as last time.
Original Review
The only thing better than a nice round, firm and very inviting ass is a pair of equally round and firm tits, but I'm sure there are plenty of guys around with reverse preferences.
Whether you're a butt or boob lover the OxPass site network has a few sites that cater specifically to those needs - Ass Parade being one of them.
While the OxPass network is generally based on the reality porn concept, Ass Parade generally keeps the cheesy plot lines and staged "random" babe pickups to a minimum, although some scenes do have a neat little setup with eg. a couple of hotel maids or a group of black and white babes playing basket ball being invited in for a nice little gangbang.
Currently Ass Parade offers 90 long hardcore scenes, each one typically 30-40 minutes in length and also coming with a truckload of video stills (a staggering 1000+ for some of the longest scenes) as well as around 150 real photos.
Most of the girls are pretty hot and the site seems to make use of a lot of amateurs (or at least girls I don't recall having seen at all or only a few times before) as well as the occasional visit from fairly well known pornbabes like Katja Kassin and Flower Tucci.
As the name of the site indicates one particular asset on all the girls is clearly in focus here, and if you love nice, juicy bubble butts Ass Parade is about as close to heaven as you can get. Every one of these girls is well endowed in that particular area, and the camera spends plenty of time lingering on all those wonderful butts - both before and after the lucky cock(s) enter the stage.
And speaking of the latter, Ass Parade is an all out hardcore porn site with either one on one sex, threesomes or gangbangs - the two latter occuring more frequently in recent updates, and usually with more girls than guys in the scene.
If you're looking for anal sex and group sex with double penetration etc. this is not the right place though - I counted around six scenes with anal sex. The ass can certainly be in focus without anal sex, but I do find myself wishing we could see those all those nice booties getting drilled in more than just a handful of scenes. But then again, I'm an anal fan and if I had a choice I would ask for anal sex in damn near every hardcore guy/girl video I watch.
You milage may vary.
Matching up to the many hot chicks and the overall highly entertaining hardcore action is the technical quality of the content.
All the OxPass sites are well beyond the common standards for site networks and reality porn sites in general. Videos are available in a wonderfully clear 640x480 resolution with a 1000 kbit bitrate and the download options are plentiful, allowing you to download a video in a single file (wmv), in four large chunks (wmv or mpeg) or in a bunch of one minute chunks (wmv or mpeg).
Every chunk is shown with a nice thumbnail image so it's easy to pick out a few of the small sample before you decide if it's worth downloading the full typically 200-400 Mb video.
The mpeg files are generally not worth downloading as the quality is lower while the file size is ironically enough quite a bit larger.
The oldest videos are only available in a 320x240, 500 kbit version, but that's the case on most sites afterall - only a select few seem to take the time to go back and reencode all their oldest videos to keep up with times. A somewhat time consuming approach afterall, so understandable.
With regards to the photo content that accompanies every scene, the quality is generally pretty decent, although things like lighting occasionally leaves a bit to be desired - the videos are clearly the main focus at Ass Parade as with most other reality sites. Many don't have photo content at all, so these guys are certainly to be commended for that.
The resolution is a modest 800px on the long side - nothing spectacular but good enough for this type of site.
If you're an ass lover or just like watching high quality but somewhat plain fucking scenes, Ass Parade is definately worth a look.
New updates are coming once a week and being part of the overall highly impressive OxPass network definately makes this one of the better reality site networks - and probably just about no. 1 in terms of technical quality.
It doesn't hurt either that the price is six bucks below the typical 30 dollars that's seems to be the standard price for many sites these days.
Click here to visit Ass Parade
|
|
|
95+ Excellent
85-94 Very Good
75-84 Good
65-74 Acceptable
-64 Don't Bother
Full rating info here
|
